Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
Recent Tweets @indefensible

That’s just a belligerent ordering of words, right?

Croft Alley, Melbourne.

Finn and I were at journalism school together (I was a couple of years ahead of him) then in later years he worked at my firm before heading off to pursue sports journalism. He’s one of the few people in Australia who really gets online journalism, and his career is going from strength to strength as a result.

If twitter thinks he and I are similar, then I’m flattered indeed.

clambistro:

This is a) one of the best things I’ve ever seen and b) a reasonably accurate depiction of the day I got engaged in Frankston.

clambistro:

This is a) one of the best things I’ve ever seen and b) a reasonably accurate depiction of the day I got engaged in Frankston.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

Chinese New Year celebrations in Melbourne featured many appearances by Longcat.

theadrianflores:

She’s going to do very bad things to you later and you’re going to enjoy it immensely. 
s-l-o-s-h:

SWINTON


Mesmerised

theadrianflores:

She’s going to do very bad things to you later and you’re going to enjoy it immensely. 

s-l-o-s-h:

SWINTON

Mesmerised

I can’t help but think of how much better those pics would have been if I had been wearing the world’s best ever item of clothing.

Thanks, @nedhepburn.

willw:

Nolan Sage:

William Wilkinson

Sharpie on Paper 

I commissioned street art.

Will, do you like dudes? Because I might have just fallen in love with you.

A simple head tilt does so much.

Hey baby, I mean CEO of a large corporation, I would never treat your website like that. Why you letting those other design firms play you that way? I would never, EVER, be that way to you or your website OR your brand. 
Because I am only ever thinking of you/your website/your brand. All of the time baby, I mean CEO.
I love you.

Hey baby, I mean CEO of a large corporation, I would never treat your website like that. Why you letting those other design firms play you that way? I would never, EVER, be that way to you or your website OR your brand. 

Because I am only ever thinking of you/your website/your brand. All of the time baby, I mean CEO.

I love you.

Agro was the best children’s show puppet ever.

I’m very very sad that I got in between these two tweets.

Genius like whoa.

Genius like whoa.

New year. Tons of work. New hires. There’s not enough room in the studio for me to sit with the rest of the team any more so I’ve been exiled to my old office again.

It’s not terrible.