Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
Recent Tweets @indefensible

Spencer Davis Group - I’m a Man 

Two weeks ago this shit was tidy.

Work is crazy.

See? Perfect choice.

This is how I choose which bicycle I am going to buy.

I hate this word. 

I hate this word. 

  • Me: So, why don't we grab some lunch?
  • J: I'd love to, but unfortunately for you, I'm doing yoga in my lunch hour.
  • Me:
  • J: I've been doing it for ages.
  • Me:
  • J: It's good for my back.
  • Me: I'll tell you what it's not good for.
  • J: What's that?
  • Me: Your reputation.
thistumblerhasane:

I can’t watch Homeland without the feeling I’m watching a ranga Indefensible.

Ugh. He even has my squinty turd-eyes.

thistumblerhasane:

I can’t watch Homeland without the feeling I’m watching a ranga Indefensible.

Ugh. He even has my squinty turd-eyes.

Bitches, you done got TOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLD!

That’s just a belligerent ordering of words, right?

Croft Alley, Melbourne.

Finn and I were at journalism school together (I was a couple of years ahead of him) then in later years he worked at my firm before heading off to pursue sports journalism. He’s one of the few people in Australia who really gets online journalism, and his career is going from strength to strength as a result.

If twitter thinks he and I are similar, then I’m flattered indeed.

clambistro:

This is a) one of the best things I’ve ever seen and b) a reasonably accurate depiction of the day I got engaged in Frankston.

clambistro:

This is a) one of the best things I’ve ever seen and b) a reasonably accurate depiction of the day I got engaged in Frankston.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

Chinese New Year celebrations in Melbourne featured many appearances by Longcat.

theadrianflores:

She’s going to do very bad things to you later and you’re going to enjoy it immensely. 
s-l-o-s-h:

SWINTON


Mesmerised

theadrianflores:

She’s going to do very bad things to you later and you’re going to enjoy it immensely. 

s-l-o-s-h:

SWINTON

Mesmerised

I can’t help but think of how much better those pics would have been if I had been wearing the world’s best ever item of clothing.

Thanks, @nedhepburn.