twitter.com/indefensible:
As spam goes, this one was a mixed bag. On the one hand I liked the fact that they’re flattering me by suggesting that I am likely to sleep with more than one woman. ON the other hand I’m not so crash hot on their implication that my penis is so small that I’d be prepared to go through a risky course of treatment to get a penis that ends up only 6” in length. Just how small do they think my penis is? Frankly, instead of being intrigued, I’m a bit insulted.
This Spam: ★ ★ ★
I am pretty sure that we’re attacking this whole smoking problem completely the wrong way. If we want people to stop smoking, we shouldn’t ban it or tax it out of existence. We just need to invent something else that looks even cooler when you do it!
A client just sent me a document and asked me to cast my eyes over it and let them know what I think. This is what happens when clients think of you as a trusted part of their business, and it’s a good thing.
It’s 3pm. They’re lodging it tomorrow with the state government, so it’s very important they get it right.
Oh, it’s also 33,000 words of engineer-speak.
Sometimes, yeah. Those times are 13 - death.
Absolutely. Being oneself, without hedging, is bliss. It’s a little bit like the relief you feel when you get caught out on a lie. The lie in this case being the version of yourself you’ve pretended to be.
NB: Of course you guys never tell lies.
