- isay said: Are you being at all optimistic with ‘French bulldog sits’?
Tapdancing Kenny Cosgrove fucking gets me.
After the cuts, the Sheriff put out a press release warning victims of domestic violence to “consider relocating to an area with adequate law enforcement services.
This story is horrifying, because what you would expect to happen is exactly what happens.
State police tape: “Uh, I don’t have anybody to send out there. You know, obviously, if he comes inside the residence and assaults you, can you ask him to go away? Do you know if he’s intoxicated or anything?”
Adventure Time - “BMO’s Pregnant Song” (Adventure Time, s05e19; “James Baxter the Horse”; 2013)
Oh! Oh, BMO!
How’d you get so pregnant?
“Who’s the mother? Oh, who’s the father?”
Shh! I’ll tell you—if you keep it a secret.
“We will! We will! We willllll!”
Last night, an electric presence came into my room and said,
“BMO, I need-a your perfect body to host the human incarnation of a baaaaay-beee!”
I think I’m going to make “Oh! Oh BMO, how’d you get so pregnant” into a text message tone.
We will we will we wiiiiilll.
Why wasn’t I consulted,” which I abbreviate as WWIC, is the fundamental question of the web. It is the rule from which other rules are derived. Humans have a fundamental need to be consulted, engaged, to exercise their knowledge (and thus power), and no other medium that came before has been able to tap into that as effectively.