Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.

23 May 2013
qualityjernalisms:

<slow clap>
Quality here’s one we prepared earlier jernalisms

qualityjernalisms:

<slow clap>

Quality here’s one we prepared earlier jernalisms

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23 May 2013

Tapdancing Kenny Cosgrove fucking gets me.

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23 May 2013
monkeyfrog:

midengineoffroad:

I want to see the type E product.
For TMI, I never wear underwear, it way too uncomfortable.

I’m fascinated, but slightly confused. By the illustration and instructions. I understood Tinker just fine.

monkeyfrog:

midengineoffroad:

I want to see the type E product.

For TMI, I never wear underwear, it way too uncomfortable.

I’m fascinated, but slightly confused. By the illustration and instructions. I understood Tinker just fine.

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23 May 2013
(via The Pedestrian–Cyclist Armistice: For New York’s Citi Bike program, a 10-point resolution. - Slate Magazine)

(via The Pedestrian–Cyclist Armistice: For New York’s Citi Bike program, a 10-point resolution. - Slate Magazine)

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23 May 2013
After the cuts, the Sheriff put out a press release warning victims of domestic violence to “consider relocating to an area with adequate law enforcement services.

This story is horrifying, because what you would expect to happen is exactly what happens.

State police tape: “Uh, I don’t have anybody to send out there. You know, obviously, if he comes inside the residence and assaults you, can you ask him to go away? Do you know if he’s intoxicated or anything?”

Ugh.

Josephine County Tax Levy Would Add Deputies, Fund The Jail » News » OPB

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22 May 2013
nerdygirllove:

Adventure Time Bikini


You never actually notice becoming a dirty old man. There&#8217;s no threshold. Just one day, POW, you&#8217;re leering at people without realising it.

It&#8217;s pretty great.

nerdygirllove:

Adventure Time Bikini

You never actually notice becoming a dirty old man. There’s no threshold. Just one day, POW, you’re leering at people without realising it.

It’s pretty great.

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22 May 2013
That was easy.

That was easy.

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22 May 2013

merlin:

Adventure Time - “BMO’s Pregnant Song” (Adventure Time, s05e19; “James Baxter the Horse”; 2013)

Oh! Oh, BMO!
How’d you get so pregnant?
“Who’s the mother? Oh, who’s the father?”

Shh! I’ll tell you—if you keep it a secret.

“We will! We will! We willllll!”

All right:

Last night, an electric presence came into my room and said,
“BMO, I need-a your perfect body to host the human incarnation of a baaaaay-beee!”

I think I’m going to make “Oh! Oh BMO, how’d you get so pregnant” into a text message tone.

We will we will we wiiiiilll.

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21 May 2013
  1. isay said: Are you being at all optimistic with ‘French bulldog sits’?

Yes.

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21 May 2013

A couple of things from posts from February last year.

I got the bike last March.

I just got the dog now. 14 months later.

So, I’ve been thinking about this for quite a while. But I haven’t done much about it. Fortunately, @purrsikat chased up breeders and litters and things like that after seeing the French Bulldogs at the Melbourne Show last year.

There’s no way I’d have this little guy without her doing absolutely all of the legwork - especially after the accident.

So, thanks, Kat!

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21 May 2013
Why wasn’t I consulted,” which I abbreviate as WWIC, is the fundamental question of the web. It is the rule from which other rules are derived. Humans have a fundamental need to be consulted, engaged, to exercise their knowledge (and thus power), and no other medium that came before has been able to tap into that as effectively.

The Web Is a Customer Service Medium (Ftrain.com)

Something to keep in mind with all the teeth-gnashing over the Flickr re-design (which I quite like) and the Tumblr acquisition.

(via benkraal)

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21 May 2013
Erin&#8217;s new hobby is taking pics like this when I fall asleep on the couch. 

Certainly me at my best.

Erin’s new hobby is taking pics like this when I fall asleep on the couch.

Certainly me at my best.

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20 May 2013
He died as he lived, suffocated by a bat-pig hybrid.

He died as he lived, suffocated by a bat-pig hybrid.

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20 May 2013
hodgman:

This is why I am glad to be an only child. I would be so mad if one of my dumb BROTHERS got to be the one to marry mom.

hodgman:

This is why I am glad to be an only child. I would be so mad if one of my dumb BROTHERS got to be the one to marry mom.

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19 May 2013
When I want to look freaky, my choice is Oggl™

When I want to look freaky, my choice is Oggl™

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