I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.

twitter.com/indefensible:

    "The federal government is likely to come under pressure to change copyright laws after a court decided last month that Telstra’s Yellow Pages and White Pages directories were not protected because they were the work of computers rather than identifiable authors."
    — 9 hours ago with 1 note

    I would like to thank Los Angeles for sunshine, crazy drivers, waitstaff who look like they just dropped out of magazines, and guys like Ned Hepburn who will take a stranger from the Internet out for tacos and beers.

    — 10 hours ago with 23 notes

    Oh yeah.

    I sat behind a row of ladies on the plane who were all travelling together, and were all wearing leopard-print together also.

    America, I’m sure you’ll make them feel welcome. Hella-welcome.

    — 1 day ago with 27 notes

    Why am I the only person at The Standard having beer for breakfast? This town has gone soft.

    — 1 day ago with 15 notes

    "Take four cups of breast milk, add rennet, salt and yoghurt – yes, four cups of breast milk, according to a recipe created by New York chef and restaurateur Daniel Angerer, who posted his formula for maple caramelized pumpkin encrusted cheese on his blog, and offered “whoever wants to try it is welcome to try it as long as supply lasts”."
    — 2 days ago