Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

“The federal government is likely to come under pressure to...”
— Pressure mounts in fight for...

Mar 11th

I would like to thank Los Angeles for sunshine, crazy drivers, waitstaff who look like they just...

Mar 11th

Oh yeah.

I sat behind a row of ladies on the plane who were all travelling together, and were all wearing...

Mar 10th

Why am I the only person at The Standard having beer for breakfast? This town has gone soft.

Mar 10th

“Take four cups of breast milk, add rennet, salt and yoghurt...”
—  Breast milk cheese on the...

Mar 9th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7)

Mar 8th

“The same pseudo-ecumenical tendency can be found in the...”
— Hitchens, in Slate Magazine

Mar 8th

Man stabbed in back by woman while having sex

Mar 8th

“There were 2.4 million fewer international tourists visiting...”
— Come to America and pay the...

Mar 8th

The day before I get on a plane to head overseas is always terrible. You know when you get ready to...

Mar 8th

Can someone pop around to Nick Douglas’ house and remove all the sharp objects?

Mar 7th

Three day weekend, one day of work, then I am on a plane. I have like 24 hours in Los Angeles to...

Mar 5th

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Video testimonial of the Robocut, which is the government cheese Flowbee.

Mar 5th

lawful: (via nerviosismo) Wow, so many things happening...

Mar 4th

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Autumn is pretty good when spent with great mates.

Mar 3rd

“US aircraft manufacturer Boeing will end a 70-year history...”
— Boeing cuts 350 jobs in...

Mar 3rd

I think a good indicator of whether I will get along with someone is if they say, “neither a...

Mar 3rd

In case you were unaware, there is an entire...

Mar 3rd

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Adam Franklin, The Hitcher.

Mar 3rd

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The list of things I really like a lot includes ‘some people’, ‘doing work that...

Mar 2nd

Atheist Bibles-For-Porn Swap Riles Campus -...

Mar 2nd

(via anthrolology) Public Enemy’s S1W militia went...

Mar 2nd

“Back on Leno, Brad Paisley ran through his current hit,...”
— Leno returns to the Tonight...

Mar 2nd

“Actress Megan Fox is well-known for her good looks, but she...”
— The Faces Behind the Famous...

Mar 2nd

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The Pursuit of Happiness, I’m an adult now. ‘I don’t write songs about girls any...

Mar 2nd

We were discussing the oeuvre of an...

Erin: I just get to the end and I'm like, "I wonder who thinks that's funny."
Me: I know!
Erin: Not in a condescending way, in a curious way. Same as I'm curious about people who are entertained by Marmaduke. I want to know about their lives.
Me: I bet they drink tea. They drink tea and drive reasonable cars, and when the salesman tried to upsell them to the leather seats they said 'no, I think velour is a nicer option. In fact whatever is on the floor model is ok.'
Erin: Then they go to see a matinee showing at the cinema, and they take sandwiches from home.
Me: So basically what you're saying is we hate these people.
Erin: Yes.

Mar 2nd

“Of course, it’s unrealistic to expect politicians to...”
— Shaun Carney, Kevin...

Mar 2nd

“This is not a barrier that concerns us, because as you may...”
— Ninja from Die Antwoord, in...

Mar 2nd

Hi Kate. Thanks for your email. While it’s nice that...

Mar 2nd

I hereby reserve the right to heckle...

No backsies.

Mar 2nd

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Mar 2nd

What it comes down to, I guess, is that I am ok with admiring people. I think of all of the people...

Mar 2nd

Things are looking up.

This time last year, I was in Canada. Snowboarding. It was excellent. When I got back, the fear of...

Mar 1st

“Monogamy is expected by 95% of couples, yet a survey, by the...”
—  Making an open relationship...

Mar 1st

The analytics logs for SMGS scare the shit out of me...

Mar 1st

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-28)

Feb 28th