November 2008
My friend Mikael looks and acts like Howard Moon.
Nov 29th
Also there is no such thing is parmesan cheese. Just PedEgg shavings.
Nov 28th
I love the Boosh. “Your face is noisy. Like a brass band under a wig”.
Nov 28th
PedEgg is totally a scam to sell surplus lemon zesters.
Nov 28th
I cannot WAIT for Meredith Music Festival. TWO WEEKS. http://is.gd/9sO6 (PDF)
Nov 28th
Sometimes she holds my coffee hostage for a ransom of sex and cuddles. I do not negotiate.
Nov 28th
Just bought seasons 1 & 2 of The Mighty Boosh. This weekend’s viewing is sorted.
Nov 27th
Also, tacos.
Nov 27th
Turkey tacos at that.
Nov 27th
Sorry, I mean ‘erotica’.
Nov 27th
You know, if I was going to follow one new person today, and I liked tacos, I would follow @benmarvin. Also, tacos.
Nov 27th
Oh man. Young designer Iam mentoring just bought me a copy of ‘Stop stealing sheep’. I don’t think she *meant* to be insulting.
Nov 27th
My fav book is da bible i am a catholic lol.
Nov 27th
So Tumblr is where chicks post porn pics they like, right? Anything else on there?
Nov 27th
Tragic, but foreseeable result of communicating your position during the crisis? http://is.gd/9jQ0
Nov 27th
So, when would be the best time to visit the US to see you guys being all American and stuff? 4 July, Halloween, Thanksgiving or Christmas?
Nov 27th
I think July 4 will be it - I’ll slot in a trip to Vegas as well…
Nov 27th
I am thankful for friends that made my American girlfriend a surprise Thanksgiving Dinner. That’s pretty fucking awesome right there.
Nov 27th
My father has a way with words. “That piece of sh*t is going to last as long as a c&nt full of snow.” Why’d he never run for public office?
Nov 26th
“Suspension of nuclear enrichment is meaningless and it is not found in our vocabulary.” Uh, then how did you say that? http://is.gd/9clT
Nov 26th
Thanks for your assistance, but you can’t fix my problem by saying ‘no’. Please put me through to someone empowered to say ‘yes’.
Nov 26th
Tonight on “Bands I Love But Know I Shouldn’t” – Louis XIV!
Nov 26th
Everyone smiles at you when you’re walking a Golden Retreiver.
Nov 26th
Sometimes I tweet about things in Melbourne to make myself feel less isolated. Other times I have sex with an American. Every bit helps.
Nov 26th
It’s very strange seeing albums I did records sleeves for a decade ago for sale on iTunes. Stranger still that they are selling them at all.
Nov 25th
Listen 8 meats pizza, I don’t know where you get off calling bacon and ham different meats. You are a 7.5 meat pizza AT BEST.
Nov 25th
Oooh! Goatse!
Nov 25th
Cinemas using night vision to stop pirates at opening night of ‘Australia’ will actually just catch homely women rubbing one out to Jackman.
Nov 25th
Why I hate web design: Utility always has to trump serendipity.
Nov 25th
Remember when @SnackCake used to tweet about all the chicks he was banging? Good times.
Nov 25th
Off to drinks at the hospital (true) then a gallery opening without @expat_erin. I am going to tear these events APART!
Nov 25th
Head and body actual scale.
Nov 25th
I walked past this this morning. It has boobs. You are welcome. http://is.gd/92WE
Nov 25th
Man I wish I had twitter a few years back. Can I just rant about “Supersize Me” here anyway? DON’T EAT EVERYTHING ON THE MENU YOU ARSECLOWN.
Nov 25th
All I know about Thanksgiving I learned from Eight is Enough’s 1978 Special ‘All the Vice-President’s Men’. Mondale never showed. Douchebag.
Nov 25th
Human Research Ethics Committee party this evening. All the off-label drugs you can ingest!
Nov 25th
I tried that Obamify filter, but it makes me look like the Predator is watching me. Terrifying!
Nov 25th
Yes, that is a real Bobblehead of me. Let your jealousy turn to anger and let your anger turn to hate.
Nov 25th
Nobody in history has done more damage to the cause of the Pancho Villa Moustache than Morgan Spurlock.
Nov 25th
Emotional lift I got by cancelling my MySpace account was erased by shame of remembering I once had a MySpace account.
Nov 25th
So far today I have used the words supercilious AND unctuous and I’ve been at work for fewer than 15 minutes.
Nov 25th
If Al Qaeda is using twitter like the Pentagon says, those puppies are fucked.
Nov 25th
Then many years later she killed her husband and we were like ‘ooooh.’ What? You know she killed him. YOU KNOW IT IN YOUR HEART.
Nov 25th
OK so what trivial thing are we complaining about today?
Nov 25th
We were so proud of Xanadu and Grease when I was young because that ‘Australian’ chick Olivia Newton John was in it.
Nov 25th
Ninja kittens? OK! http://is.gd/8VrI
Nov 24th
Or CankleCon.
Nov 24th
Apparently Trinny and Susannah filmed this at GuntFestUK 2007.
Nov 24th
I have friends who worked on ‘Australia’ and parts were filmed near my parents’ property in Queensland and I STILL don’t want to see it.
Nov 24th
Batman Begins and Casino Royale were essentially the same film. Is Quantum of Solace basically The Dark Knight?
Nov 24th