November 2008
My friend Mikael looks and acts like Howard Moon.
Also there is no such thing is parmesan cheese. Just PedEgg shavings.
I love the Boosh. “Your face is noisy. Like a brass band under a wig”.
PedEgg is totally a scam to sell surplus lemon zesters.
I cannot WAIT for Meredith Music Festival. TWO WEEKS. http://is.gd/9sO6 (PDF)
Sometimes she holds my coffee hostage for a ransom of sex and cuddles. I do not negotiate.
Just bought seasons 1 & 2 of The Mighty Boosh. This weekend’s viewing is sorted.
Also, tacos.
Turkey tacos at that.
Sorry, I mean ‘erotica’.
You know, if I was going to follow one new person today, and I liked tacos, I would follow @benmarvin. Also, tacos.
Oh man. Young designer Iam mentoring just bought me a copy of ‘Stop stealing sheep’. I don’t think she *meant* to be insulting.
My fav book is da bible i am a catholic lol.
So Tumblr is where chicks post porn pics they like, right? Anything else on there?
Tragic, but foreseeable result of communicating your position during the crisis? http://is.gd/9jQ0
So, when would be the best time to visit the US to see you guys being all American and stuff? 4 July, Halloween, Thanksgiving or Christmas?
I think July 4 will be it - I’ll slot in a trip to Vegas as well…
I am thankful for friends that made my American girlfriend a surprise Thanksgiving Dinner. That’s pretty fucking awesome right there.
My father has a way with words. “That piece of sh*t is going to last as long as a c&nt full of snow.” Why’d he never run for public office?
“Suspension of nuclear enrichment is meaningless and it is not found in our vocabulary.” Uh, then how did you say that? http://is.gd/9clT
Thanks for your assistance, but you can’t fix my problem by saying ‘no’. Please put me through to someone empowered to say ‘yes’.
Tonight on “Bands I Love But Know I Shouldn’t” – Louis XIV!
Everyone smiles at you when you’re walking a Golden Retreiver.
Sometimes I tweet about things in Melbourne to make myself feel less isolated. Other times I have sex with an American. Every bit helps.
It’s very strange seeing albums I did records sleeves for a decade ago for sale on iTunes. Stranger still that they are selling them at all.
Listen 8 meats pizza, I don’t know where you get off calling bacon and ham different meats. You are a 7.5 meat pizza AT BEST.
Oooh! Goatse!
Cinemas using night vision to stop pirates at opening night of ‘Australia’ will actually just catch homely women rubbing one out to Jackman.
Why I hate web design: Utility always has to trump serendipity.
Remember when @SnackCake used to tweet about all the chicks he was banging? Good times.
Off to drinks at the hospital (true) then a gallery opening without @expat_erin. I am going to tear these events APART!
Head and body actual scale.
I walked past this this morning. It has boobs. You are welcome. http://is.gd/92WE
Man I wish I had twitter a few years back. Can I just rant about “Supersize Me” here anyway? DON’T EAT EVERYTHING ON THE MENU YOU ARSECLOWN.
All I know about Thanksgiving I learned from Eight is Enough’s 1978 Special ‘All the Vice-President’s Men’. Mondale never showed. Douchebag.
Human Research Ethics Committee party this evening. All the off-label drugs you can ingest!
I tried that Obamify filter, but it makes me look like the Predator is watching me. Terrifying!
Yes, that is a real Bobblehead of me. Let your jealousy turn to anger and let your anger turn to hate.
Nobody in history has done more damage to the cause of the Pancho Villa Moustache than Morgan Spurlock.
Emotional lift I got by cancelling my MySpace account was erased by shame of remembering I once had a MySpace account.
So far today I have used the words supercilious AND unctuous and I’ve been at work for fewer than 15 minutes.
If Al Qaeda is using twitter like the Pentagon says, those puppies are fucked.
Then many years later she killed her husband and we were like ‘ooooh.’ What? You know she killed him. YOU KNOW IT IN YOUR HEART.
OK so what trivial thing are we complaining about today?
We were so proud of Xanadu and Grease when I was young because that ‘Australian’ chick Olivia Newton John was in it.
Ninja kittens? OK! http://is.gd/8VrI
Or CankleCon.
Apparently Trinny and Susannah filmed this at GuntFestUK 2007.
I have friends who worked on ‘Australia’ and parts were filmed near my parents’ property in Queensland and I STILL don’t want to see it.
Batman Begins and Casino Royale were essentially the same film. Is Quantum of Solace basically The Dark Knight?