January 2009
Best thing I’ve said today? “Quasi-consensual”
So now can we go back to ‘waterboarding’ being what my nanna calls surfing?
While your point is interesting, I’m not sure I can take your comments about Obama seriously when you say he’s not the ‘masiah’. Toodle-pip!
Caroline Kennedy is ‘no longer interested’ in the Senate seat like I am ‘no longer interested’ in 5 chicks at the same time.
I think the commentariat is being tough on Obama’s speech solely because it’s the lapdogs’ first chance to show their teeth in ages.
I kind of like that Hitchens remains a curmudgeon throughout this orgy of hope and optimism. Dissent’s important even now.
So. Are we disillusioned yet?
Muslim cleric on radio: “Wife beating is ok, as long as there are no bruises.” I suspect that’s because Police call bruises ‘evidence’.
Sometimes I forget that adventures aren’t universally awesome.
I have friendfeed? Well, now I don’t.
Even think about buying more Ikea shit and you’re fucking toast.
Only two years until the election cycle starts again! Hurrah!
Cheney might look funny in the wheelchair, but this is how Davros started.
So, can we all just agree that Jill Biden is one smoking older lady?
Uh, ‘Lord of the Dance’? WTF?
I feel sorry for whoever has to sit behind Aretha for the rest of the ceremony. That’s some bow.
I set my alarm to get up and watch this. I wouldn’t do that to watch my own country’s equivalent. Why’s @Hodgman praying on screen?
ZOMG. Obama has 144,000 followers. IT’S THE RAPTURE. IT’S HERE! http://twitpic.com/151yg
I’m starting to think Barack Obama doesn’t do his own tweets.
Enjoy today.
So, what goes on at MTUB?
And thinking back to yesterday, I guess if Taco Bell can be the Fourth Meal, then anal is totally Fifth Base.
I just spent a minute trying to make a joke about beating a dead one-trick pony, but I see you already follow Wil Wheaton.
I’ll leave you to make a gross ‘slide for the plate’ joke.
Just turned down dinner cooked by Guy Grossi because SOMEONE’s little sister is flying into town. I KNEW this would turn out bad.
Any Melbourne folk know where to go watch the inauguration?
‘Bipartisan’ is latin for ‘you had your turn, so shut the hell up while we do it our way’.
“So does Barry Manilow know you stole his clothes?” “Nope. Does Shrek know you stole his face?”
So you’re enjoying frozen grapes, eh? Let’s see how you like my stewed plums.
Oh man do I ever want this! http://is.gd/gwZP
Thanks, all. I have Poladroid, and was looking for a way to simulate other cameras without using pshop. I shall keep looking!
Temp just hit 41c 106f. Power is failing all over town, including at the phone exchange. Work adsl now down.
Lazytweet: Does anyone know anything like CameraBag (lomo/holga filter) that runs as an app on the mac?
Next you’ll tell me Wolfowitz is on Facebook.
Snapping Jesus Fuck! Why did none of you tell me Karl Rove has a Twitter account?
Imagine how much more interesting Muchael Hutchence’s death would have been if he had had the internet to really hone his perversions.
Wow. 8.30 am and already have to walk on shady side of the street. Dinner may be cooked early.
For a homely-faced chick, she’s hiding a pretty good funpark under her sweatpants and hoody.
I’d like to thank ‘Good Morning Vietnam’ for that joke.
Oh yay. Another day of 37c / 99f. I’ll just slow-cook tonight’s dinner in my undies, shall I?
Should I ever meet Melbourne Twitter people, or is it better to keep a moat between us?
I want tacos.
It’s a good thing I’m flawless, otherwise my propensity to critique the way others look might be a little silly.
Wow. That was hard.
Apparently some kids today refer to anal sex as ‘fifth base’. It would make a lot more sense to call it ‘The Dugout’.
Makes. MAKES. Stupid iPhone.
We have been in drought for so long that seeing ANY fountains flowing males me smile a little. http://twitpic.com/147hl
Actively seeking new girlfriend after seeing pics of current one in jorts. I don’t care if it was ages ago. Zero tolerance. Right @ccsteff?
When I see a sealed, but unaddressed envelope, I think it is probably filled with AIDS spores or something. Related: here, open this for me?
How did I get to be this old without ever hearing of the “Bondi Cigar”? Or owning a Floyd album?