March 2009
Obvious message Tumbl #2
I’m jealous that I didn’t think to write that book first, and you better make me look good.
This is without doubt the most disingenuous way to... →
Secret message Tumbls are played out. So here is...
My girlfriend would totally let me bone you as long as you cooked her dinner afterwards.
She likes a good rack of lamb.
The best show on the beauty/anti-aging industry... →
Professor Regan’s Beauty Parlour is being repeated this Friday. If you ever get a chance to see it, it’s spellbinding. It includes male twins, one of whom used a Rogaine-like product and one who didn’t.
If you ever get a chance to see it, please do.
OH LOOK. INTERNETS PROVIDES.
“At the normally standing-room-only “ping-pong” shows, five or six...”
– watoday.com.au
“I should have saved myself a fucking trip and boiled you up something out of the...”
– My girlfriend, intoxicated with rage.
A real live university-trained pharmacist just... →
It’s homeopathic. If you ask for medicine and they give you water, it should be against the Trade Practices Act. On the upside, she’s really sexy when she’s filled with rage.
Being in a multi-cultural hotpot is cool and all,...
Her: This Asian chick at the pharmacy told me to boil up some bean shoots and then get you to drink the broth.
Me: Did you tell her to get fucked?
So, how do you do those question thingies?
Because I have questions that can only be destroyed by your answers.
“I just had to drain the methane lane.”
– Dialogue from ‘Bogan Pride’.
“Seriously. Naked pictures of me. Hot naked pictures of me. That’s good...”
– My fucking girlfriend, showing faith in me.
“I know you really want to bone me. Probably want to have a threeway with me and...”
– That’s how you do the secret message thing, kids.
I guess sometimes the idea that a phrase might be... →
“You know what, baby? Please include the line, “I loved you even before you...”
– http://twitter.com/emzbulletproof/status/1416311051
From the "Old Memes Need Love Too" dept. →
The Fool’s World Map project is something I wish I had done. Or at least thought of first, and then told someone about the idea so I could say it was my idea first. Because I don’t design shit for free. The fuck do you think I am?
Awesome things you don't care about. #1 in a... →
As most metals in the world have been in some way irradiated as a result of post-1945 atmospheric nuclear testing, when they need metals for things like Geiger counters, they send divers down to pre-WW2 shipwrecks to salvage the non-radioactive steel.
Why I have no empathy
Anyone who knows me at some stage or another notices that I’m not very good with feelings. Grief, specifically. It’s rather odd, because I’ve had what I could only describe as a comfortable upbringing.
The people who taught me my social skills - my parents - didn’t have it so lucky. I might tell some of their stories here. I’ll start with the juicy bits from my...
AIDS or Cancer?
I have been trying for some time work establish for once and for all which is the funnier disease – AIDS or Cancer? Fact is, it’s AIDS. I think the reason is that you get it from engaging in avoidable high-risk activities like IV drug use, unprotected sex, or being born in Romania under Caucescu.
Oh wow
I have followers on this thing? Well, that’s just embarrassing.
So I guess I'd better start doing something with...
Alternately, I could keep procrastinating.