August 2011
I feel like I’m disappointing Tumblr for only learning French and German.
We were walking through Fremont yesterday and Erin’s friend Oscar pointed out the weatherboard building where (he says) Nirvana recorded Bleach and now I think I’ve used up my lifetime supply of boners is what I’m saying.
Melbourne world's best city, says Economist... →
Eat a dick, rest of the world.
Wait, why am I somewhere else?
I would officially like to take this moment to...
I’ll buy you a beer next week by way of apology.
I'm turning into my boyfriend
Random woman outside the shopping mall: You guys have any spare change so I can catch the bus?
My brother: Nope, sorry.
Me, digging in my pockets: uh, I've got like, a dime and four pennies. I don't want to give you pennies, that feels rude.
Woman: Dang, girl, that ain't rude, I'm the one asking you for money!
Me, handing it over: Fair enough.
Woman: I know what you mean about the pennies, though.
Me: Totally. Have a nice day!
Woman: You too!
WatchAnd now, the best video ever.
That's just a thing you do now.
I’m terrible in my own company, so when Erin’s away I tend to spend time talking to friends. Someone on the weekend mentioned one of my mannerisms, kind of a personality tic, which is that in person I’m a lot more polite and giving than I probably seem online.
I thought about it a lot, and I realised that I’m obsessed with dying. Not in the way that you might think ––...
Lotta people love Pit Bulls.
tasfromtas replied to your post: tasfromtas replied to your quote: The Baillieu…
It seems you are conflating stereotypical pitbull owners with pitbulls. Yet it’s only one that will be put down just because.
Yes, you’re right. I think that if you want to buy a Pit then there should be a seven year cooling off period while you fucking grow up.
You seem like a nice and thoughtful guy,...
tasfromtas replied to your quote: The Baillieu government declared dangerous dogs…
You think putting down a random selection of dogs will stop bogans wanting a tough junkyard dog? I agree with punishing the owners, but not targeting specific breeds.
Pit Bulls and dogs like them are bred for people who like to intimidate other people. They are the automatic weapons of the canine world.
My...
“But by far the biggest premium is paid by those buying Adobe software. Adobe...”
– Aussie Apple boss comes out of the shadows to confront ‘rip-off’ claims
We get reamed on tech out here like you would not believe.
Look at the above pricing discrepancy and add to to that the fact that $A has been consistently 5% to 10% stronger than USD for the past 6 months.
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“The Baillieu government declared dangerous dogs had lost their right to exist in...”
– The Age, Dangerous dogs ‘lost right to exist’ says Baillieu
Shameful that it took the death of a four-year-old child to get government to do something about this. We ought to tag their owners too.
“Yet for every bigot, idiot or diva with an ax to grind, there are actual,...”
– Marcel Arceneaux in The Root, Blacks and Obama: Time to Break Up
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About cunting time.
“If someone asks me my name, I can say anything I want. Nobody requires me to use...”
– Even Google Hates Its Own ‘Names’ Policy CIO.com
10 tags
“The President can either fight the announcement or he can use it. Fighting it...”
– Peter Costello, US credit rating downgrade could be a blessing in disguise
Why is everybody writing messages to Shit Talking Monkey?
Inbox: “select all” > “mark as read”
Relax.
I hope all the new people who followed me after my sad little post realize that it’s mostly dick and fart jokes around here.
I’m not really comfortable talking about this sort of thing. I don’t need you to feel sympathy for me (although if I am honest, sympathy is nice) or to somehow take on any of my ‘burden’, if that’s what this is.
But I talk about this because nobody ever did with me. I’ve struggled with this since I’ve been an adult. I had a few episodes of seemingly...
I think an only moderately smart programmer would be able to write an app that scrapes my twitter feed and uses my tweets as a way of charting my most manic periods and then accurately predict the days when I want the world to swallow me whole.
Get on that, Rails Kids.
Being depressed is a drag because you know it’s a pain in the neck for everyone around you, and that makes you feel like a burden.
Stupid shitty brain. Be less shitty.
essdogg replied to your post: Godwin’s Law stops certain important discussions from taking place.
Isn’t one of the unavoidable paradoxes of freedom that a private entity is entitled to create its own parameters for inclusion? Or would you say that the aim of Google+ makes it inherently public?
A strange thing happens when I criticise Google+’s real-names-only policy –– people tend to...
swamibooba replied to your post: swamibooba replied to your post: Corporations are…
The tough part is that you’re trying to understand rules that made by humans and not as natural as they may seem. But at least you know what you don’t know.
I feel like you could save a lot of typing by just coming out and calling me an idiot.
