Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
Recent Tweets @indefensible

willw:

Nolan Sage:

William Wilkinson

Sharpie on Paper 

I commissioned street art.

Will, do you like dudes? Because I might have just fallen in love with you.

A simple head tilt does so much.

Hey baby, I mean CEO of a large corporation, I would never treat your website like that. Why you letting those other design firms play you that way? I would never, EVER, be that way to you or your website OR your brand. 
Because I am only ever thinking of you/your website/your brand. All of the time baby, I mean CEO.
I love you.

Hey baby, I mean CEO of a large corporation, I would never treat your website like that. Why you letting those other design firms play you that way? I would never, EVER, be that way to you or your website OR your brand. 

Because I am only ever thinking of you/your website/your brand. All of the time baby, I mean CEO.

I love you.

Agro was the best children’s show puppet ever.

I’m very very sad that I got in between these two tweets.

Genius like whoa.

Genius like whoa.

New year. Tons of work. New hires. There’s not enough room in the studio for me to sit with the rest of the team any more so I’ve been exiled to my old office again.

It’s not terrible.

The SOPA Blackout protests are a typical response from people used to snivelling while their lunch money gets stolen. We’re turning the other cheek instead of doing everything we can to punch the other guy’s lights out.

So, you know, yay us.

Completely appropriate use of screen real estate, dickbags.

This week on “Taking This Shit Way Too Seriously”…

i-like-all-the-things:

Countess Von Fingerbang

(via tits-and-champagne)

By which I mean to say “Look at my huge dick, I read Foreign Affairs and shit”.