Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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Someday I will do a really super fun internetty project and every single one of you can be in it and it will be so much super fun and then we can all come back to my house and my mom will make s’mores and we will all laugh and everything will be sparkly and happy and no one will be sad and whiny.