Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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This is a W-Class Melbourne tram. The model was introduced in 1927, and some still run today. It is 14.1 metres in length.

It seats 50.

This is a D-Class tram, introduced in 2002. It is 21 metres in length.

It seats a mere 32.

Melbourne has the largest tram network on the planet, yet we no longer make our own rolling stock, instead buying bullshit like this designed for eastern European conditions and passenger loads.