Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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You know how I’m always banging on about having two businesses? Being all “Hey, look at me!” about it? Being a self-important fuckhead, basically?

Well, one failed today. No money owed to anybody, nobody got hurt, but I’m having what you could consider to be a bad run.

I’m not saying this to elicit sympathy – just making sure I take the good (wheeeeeee! success!) with the bad (oh my god can I ever show my face in this town again).

Thanks for listening, Tumblr!

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