Who needs a unifying theme anyway?
I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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@indefensible
- Client: Well, we've got a bit of a problem. We don't think we want to go with any of the suggested logos.
- Me: Oh? What would you like to do then?
- Client: What do you mean? What normally happens?
- Me: I give you an invoice, you pay it, and then I recommend you go to another firm.
- Client: Hey, what?
- Me: Remember how I gave you a return brief, outlining what we were going to do?
- Client: Yes.
- Me: And you also remember how after we made our presentation last week, I asked you the following words: "Would you agree that we have met the brief and done everything we said we would do?"
- Client: Yes. Oh. Ohhhhhhhh.
- Me: Yeah, you're pretty much locked in.
