Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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I just had to listen to all these people wax rhapsodic about how much better it is when a circus has no animals. “Oh, it’s wonderful,” they all agreed with one another.

It was a total Circle Jerk Du Soleil.