Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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Earliest case of swine flu tucked away in Mexico, officials say - CNN.com

“A little boy who lives in a Mexico mountain village flanked by pig farms has been named as “patient zero” in the swine flu outbreak. Five-year-old Edgar Hernandez credits ice cream for helping him feel better. Edgar and his family live in La Gloria in the state of Veracruz. His mother blames the virus on a huge, U.S.-owned pig farm in their neighborhood.” [emphasis mine]

I’m gonna need 8 dozen Choco-Tacos, STAT! Let’s fight this thing people!

OMG CUTEST HARBINGER OF DOOM EVAR!