Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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I used a gaslighter to burn my cat’s claws off.

  1. rartastic said: you have a cat?
  2. halfbakedidea said: But did you tip when you were done??
  3. frageelay said: And then you breastfed it at the abortion clinic while screeching about whether a Christmas carol was really about date rape. {fin}
  4. fobay said: I used it to circumsize a neighborhood child
  5. indefensible posted this