Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
Recent Tweets @indefensible

I jut received a polite email from a former employee. In it he tells me that he thinks our work is excellent, that he’s impressed by our client base, and thanks me for keeping him employed in what were some tough economic times.

The last time I spoke to him was eight years ago. The last words I ever said to him were, “Pick up your shit and fuck off. You are no longer welcome here.”

I wonder what step he’s on.