Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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We used to believe that Melbourne was built on a perfect triangle. The Shrine was at one end of Swanston Street, CUB was at the other, and the third point of the triangle was the MCG. Here was everything Melbourne stood for.