Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
Recent Tweets @indefensible
  • Designer 1: Are there any pieces of art that took tears and years to complete?
  • Designer 2: The Sistine Chapel
  • Me: Mount Rushmore.
  • Designer 1: Isn't that a bad example? I mean isn't that an example of humans defiling nature?
  • Me: No. It's an example of us making nature our bitch.