Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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Wilco following the Beatles on Ping is whiter than fucking a slightly chubby off-duty lift attendant after a day of Telemark skiing at Val Thorens.

Wilco following the Beatles on Ping is whiter than fucking a slightly chubby off-duty lift attendant after a day of Telemark skiing at Val Thorens.