Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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This is how @paulverhoeven (lessonsforchildren) asks me out on a date.

Our beards are gonna have babies. That’s what I’m saying.

  1. clapifyoulikeme said: I read that as your babies are going to have beards and I was very worried.
  2. indefensible posted this