Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
Recent Tweets @indefensible

denvermbaguy:

Some dumb chick:  I’m on the stage guys!!

Me: That’s nice, get off.

Some dumb chick: I am the first act.

Me:  There’s no pole, and this crowd doesn’t seem like the type to give money to charity

Some dumb chick: That was a dick thing to say, your shirt is a little too gay.

Reblogged because I hope this is true.

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