Who needs a unifying theme anyway?
I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
Recent Tweets
@indefensible
“Yeah, I went to the moon. A few times. Mostly just for kicks. Not much there, but yeah, I totally have bragging rights. I could totally go back anytime I want. ANY TIME. Just don’t see the point right now. Got a lot on my plate.”
