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I think that they say that Rush Limbaugh is the 800 lb. gorilla in the Republican Party, but I think that’s mean spirited to say that because I think he’s down to 650 lbs., so I think one should be fair to him about this whole thing.

- Arnold Schwarzenegger earlier today.

“I think I probably could have gotten that joke down to 140 characters.”

– adamisacson (via nickdouglas)

Yeah but you have to remember that Arnie still thinks in German and 800lb Gorilla would be a compound noun of 200 characters on its own, like “acht hundert-Pfund-haariger Mann des Waldes, der den Wald laufen lässt”.

It’s amazing he can order drive-thru, let alone crack a joke.

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