Who needs a unifying theme anyway?
I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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And I’m going to put my ear to your chest to see if your old man heart is still beating. I mean, Ross… Ride? Really?
CHALLENGE: Meredith Music Festival this year. Booze Drugs and Rock N Roll Binge.
Bring a stretcher and make sure your phone has enough credit left on it to call your mum to come and pick you up.
