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Who is in favour of me meeting up with JakeC and punching him in the dick?

  1. jaydensmommie answered: Do you and Erin like 3yr olds? Because I would like to come live with you.
  2. openareas answered: please. soon.
  3. atsirhc answered: you’re going to need a high powered magnifying glass and a phone card..so you can see it and so he can call his mom screaming like a lil girl
  4. cleversimon answered: Only if there’s video of it.
  5. eequalsmckenna answered: OOOO! OOO!! OOO!!! *waveshand* ME! ME! ME!
  6. pocketcontents answered: Do we have evidence it’s large enough to locate with the naked eye?
  7. sandboxdiaries answered: I’m more curious if he will be erect at the time, thus the dick punch results in an accordick. With full attached keyboard and Italian man.
  8. halfbakedidea answered: Its been a while since we’ve had a good oldfashioned dick punching
  9. marleymarley answered: I will join you, however, I’m punching him in the balls to ensure he can’t reproduce. I’ll be using a tire iron.
  10. sokeri answered: yes yes yes yes
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