Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.

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Make a film where you see how long you can survive only eating foods that are shaped like, or are imprinted with, logos.

McGriddle ✓

M&Ms ✓

Oreos ✓

Liquids would be a problem, but I would let you get away with drinking Coca-Cola BUT ONLY FROM A HOBBLE-SKIRT BOTTLE.