Who needs a unifying theme anyway?
I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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Aw, it was Kylie’s 40th on the 28th! Bitch looks good. She was looking a little Joan Rivers-esque a few years back, but she’s admitted to laying off the botox lately.
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Aw, seems like only yesterday she was getting deep dicked by Evan Dando in the men’s toilets at the Lounge on Swanston Street.
