Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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biorhythmist: First crush. First CD I bought. First… ok, not first but, yeah. Samantha Fox? Damn. When I was young she was the reason I thought all British women had big wobbly boobs that were so translucent you could see all their veins, like a watermelon version of the visible man. And it turned out to be true. Who knew?

biorhythmist:

First crush.

First CD I bought.

First… ok, not first but, yeah.

Samantha Fox? Damn. When I was young she was the reason I thought all British women had big wobbly boobs that were so translucent you could see all their veins, like a watermelon version of the visible man.

And it turned out to be true. Who knew?

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