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My Favorite Phone Call This Week… (or maybe ever)
I’m generally not a huge fan of the phone, but this was one call that I really enjoyed:
Me: “Hi, I was wondering if you had any of the Glenrothes 91’ left?”
Him: “Let me check.”
(about a minute later)
Him: “Yup, we have 3 bottles left.”
Me: “Not for long. I’m on my way.”
Him: “I’ll have them ready.”
Please send to me. I will cover postage.
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