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“It’s complicated” is a statement I hate more than any other one.

It either precedes or follows complete and utter bullshit excuses and, more often than not, lies.

Ideas can be complicated.

IKEA instructions can be complicated.

The truth is rarely complicated.

True.

I’ve found that when people say ‘It’s complicated’, they mean that telling the truth will complicate things for them.

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  1. springmilk reblogged this from indefensible
  2. denvermbaguy reblogged this from indefensible and added:
    Yeah, my situation is “complicated” I mean, WHO FUCKING BRAGS ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY ARE DIVORCED, HAVE A 12 YEAR OLD...
  3. cleversimon reblogged this from indefensible and added:
    Ross continues to fan...flames of my big gay crush on him.
  4. inthefade reblogged this from indefensible and added:
    And it means they have no intention of ever telling you the truth.
  5. penllawen reblogged this from indefensible and added:
    Total disagreement. That may be how some people use it, but I use “it’s complicated” at the beginning of an answer to...
  6. thedarkspark reblogged this from sistacrumpet
  7. shanecyr reblogged this from indefensible and added:
    Which is why, upon hearing “It’s complicated,” one may be wise to consider happily accepting that answer.
  8. brainofg reblogged this from theungracefulone
  9. sistacrumpet reblogged this from indefensible and added:
    To add my two cents: Most people live their lives in denial of the truth. If a person admits something is true, they...
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