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You’re fucking shitting me with this.

So yeah, iCal to-do’s now sync with iOS devices. That’s a whole mess of fucking nifty and I’m super glad. What else am I super-fucking-glad about? Well, I’m pretty cunting stoked about location-based reminders because that fucking shit is the balls. I am all over that like shit on your undies, motherfucker. Yessiree.

Of course, Apple being fucking Apple, there’s no way in the world to add location data in the OS X implementation of iCal, so if you want to add location information to your frenum-splitting reminders, then you have to type the fucking thing on your turd-mongering iPhone, because, hey, that makes a cunt’s hair of fucking sense.

Jesus fistulating Christ, why does this company continue to finger my fucking urethra this way?

Oh yeah, the cunts also dropped support for the Apple Remote on 11” Airs so now I have to use an iPhone to turn pages in Keynote when giving a presentation. Great one, you cock-juggling shitpiles. Eat my fucking balls.

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  1. fobay said: i’m afraid. and a little aroused. ok, mostly aroused.
  2. mathcat345 said: You are so fucking eloquent, Ross!
  3. sblaufuss said: This is a work of art.
  4. mazza said: And *that* is why I love you. Thank you!!!
  5. nicky36 said: Fanboy
  6. monkeyfrog reblogged this from indefensible
  7. froggeek said: Oh god Ross, you done went and pissed off the fanbois but good. Imma go hide in the storm cellar till they leave.
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