Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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3M went and made a red pen that shoots Post-It tape flags out of its butt and basically now I’m a fucking god.

  1. kfedup said: I thought that was a pregnancy test.
  2. yhf said: [pregnancy test joke]
  3. sblaufuss said: Oh. My. God.
  4. scottfriday said: does the blurry end turn blue if you’re pregnant?
  5. halfbakedidea said: before i read your description i thought this was a pregnancy test stick.
  6. indefensible posted this