Who needs a unifying theme anyway?
I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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essdogg Asks:
I feel like you have a story about Big Pig. Do you have a story about Big Pig?
indefensible Said:
Big Pig!
Well, Bonk! was one of the very first things I bought when I got a CD player. I was fascinated by their sound, and basically went for months listening primarily to bands with more than one drummer (so a lot of Adam and the Ants, Party Boys, and Big Pig).
Also the lead singer was very attractive and many many times I whacked it into tiny pieces while thinking about her in that fucking apron.
Is that the story you figured I’d have?
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essdogg said:
Pretty damn close. I imagined there was a poster in young Ross’ room and many contemplative replays of “Breakaway.” I didn’t think of the spanking because I generally don’t think of dudes masturbating, except Louis C.K. and Judge Reinhold.
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