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americanmailorderbride:

Australia loves having “Big Things” on the roadsides. Here’s me with the Big Mango in Bowen, Queensland (where they filmed most of that awful Australia movie).
I have another one with the Big Lobster in South Australia, but that’s in my old flickr that I can’t remember the password for.
Click through for wiki page on Australia’s Big Things.
(please note my restraint in not mentioning my boyfriend’s penis in reference to any of these big things)

That’s where I was born. The town, not the fruit obviously. Grew up in that shithole & goddamn, am I happy that I don’t have to look at that retarded mango ever again.Speaking of the movie-we-shall-not-name, I hope you caught the BOWENWOOD sign they’ve got slapped on a concrete reservoir. Ask them about it - they’re serious. Because after hosting a portion of a shitty movie they’re obviously the next big entertainment capital. And you know, a bigass painted pun is a classy way to bring in the tourists to their lovely redneck town.
Awesome beaches though. Their beaches shit all over anything California has

My folks live in Dingo Beach, about 30k south of Bowenwood as the crow flies. I had a bunch of friends who worked on Australia too. They said it was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too easy to get hard drugs in Bowen - but that was probably a travelling sideshow of drug dealers that followed production around.
Anyway, I can trump you for being born Australian Redneck. I was born in Mount Isa and lived in a caravan (trailer for the Americans reading) until I was 7.

americanmailorderbride:

Australia loves having “Big Things” on the roadsides. Here’s me with the Big Mango in Bowen, Queensland (where they filmed most of that awful Australia movie).

I have another one with the Big Lobster in South Australia, but that’s in my old flickr that I can’t remember the password for.

Click through for wiki page on Australia’s Big Things.

(please note my restraint in not mentioning my boyfriend’s penis in reference to any of these big things)

That’s where I was born. The town, not the fruit obviously. Grew up in that shithole & goddamn, am I happy that I don’t have to look at that retarded mango ever again.Speaking of the movie-we-shall-not-name, I hope you caught the BOWENWOOD sign they’ve got slapped on a concrete reservoir. Ask them about it - they’re serious. Because after hosting a portion of a shitty movie they’re obviously the next big entertainment capital. And you know, a bigass painted pun is a classy way to bring in the tourists to their lovely redneck town.

Awesome beaches though. Their beaches shit all over anything California has

My folks live in Dingo Beach, about 30k south of Bowenwood as the crow flies. I had a bunch of friends who worked on Australia too. They said it was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too easy to get hard drugs in Bowen - but that was probably a travelling sideshow of drug dealers that followed production around.

Anyway, I can trump you for being born Australian Redneck. I was born in Mount Isa and lived in a caravan (trailer for the Americans reading) until I was 7.