Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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The business that I was carping on about having failed? It didn’t. My business partner/financier blinked. Went haywire crazy and wound up the operation because he feared that we were about to lose a lot of money.

In the past week it has transpired that he has restarted the business under a new name.

That’s bad enough. What’s worse is that in the past 36 hours my phone has been ringing off the hook and I have just referred him about $40,000 of business.

On days like these it is wise to keep me a long way away from Tequila.