Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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A potentially useful thing to do is to change your OS X log in ‘hint’ to your phone number and an offer of reward. That way if your laptop is found or recovered, people will know how to contact you and claim their reward. After they’ve tried to log in three times, that is.

Look at me with the hints and shit.