Who needs a unifying theme anyway?
I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
Recent Tweets
@indefensible
- Ex-girlfriend: But you should have kids! Don't you want a family?
- Me: Not really.
- Ex-girlfriend: But why? I think it's a real missed opportunity.
- Me: I think children should be something you really want, that you feel a desperate need to start a family. I don't feel like that.
- Ex-girlfriend: But you'd make an amazing father.
- Me: I'd probably make an amazing accountant. Not doing that either.
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