I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.

twitter.com/indefensible:

    Young guys: here's some advice you're going to ignore.

    That girl you like? The one who you want to ask out, but you can’t?

    Ask her out. Without delay.

    Because what do you have right now? Nothing. Right now, you don’t have the girl. The girl, you do not have.

    When you ask her out, she could reject you. That would blow. But it doesn’t diminish you, you’re left in the exact same position you’re in right now. Without the girl.

    But she could say the only word in the world that really brings happiness. She could say ‘yes’.

    — 7 months ago with 127 notes
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    1. christopherattle reblogged this from tj and added:
      wish my mother had given me this advice. As...asked for ice cream every
    2. jackwatling reblogged this from indefensible
    3. hurtling reblogged this from tj and added:
      Repeat to yourself until it gets into your subconscious:...You have nothing to lose....
    4. tj reblogged this from indefensible and added:
      For as long as I can remember, my mother has given me this advice. She says, “If...answer...
    5. notdickless reblogged this from indefensible
    6. whileyouwereout reblogged this from nickdouglas
    7. nickdouglas reblogged this from indefensible and added:
      Dear lord, by all means...this. I do. And I’d rather...my...
    8. apocalypse-pie reblogged this from indefensible and added:
      LISTEN TO THIS ADVICE. Believe it or not, I’m paralytically fuckin shy. I don’t...well in...
    9. whltexbread reblogged this from indefensible and added:
      I did. It worked. And it’s was pretty neat. Now...sucks pretty hard. Worse than if I had...
    10. tutupandaa reblogged this from indefensible
    11. peachcherub reblogged this from indefensible and added:
      Hear, hear! I feel like guys these days are so reluctant...put themselves out there. I’ve...
    12. rroobb reblogged this from indefensible
    13. nosleeptilhome reblogged this from indefensible and added:
      have read something like this about 4 years ago.
    14. jenninsandiego reblogged this from indefensible
    15. dextercolt reblogged this from indefensible and added:
      out to lunch. Never dinner. Lunch is way more feasible than dinner [for a first date]. And, there’s less pressure...
    16. indefensible posted this
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