Who needs a unifying theme anyway?
I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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@indefensible
Fuck no.
That’s what I said to someone on the phone this morning when they asked to reuse a piece of my work, for free, in a commercial project.
<SNIP>
Uh huh. My father has a saying, ‘Don’t thank me. Pay me.’
When people ask me to do something and then ask how they can thank me I say ‘Well, in civilization, money is customary.’
