Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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adamisacson:

Sign affixed to the 4-year-old’s door after a tantrum triggered by a frustrating computer game.

I stayed the hell out.

Kids has better handwriting than I do. And better anger-management skills, to tell the truth.