I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.

twitter.com/indefensible:

    emmyinabox:

    My friend just found out I twitter, and now she is talking loudly right next to me about how people who twitter and blog obviously think they’re important enough for everyone to hear what they have to say and how esentially they are all terrible people.

    I have no idea what to do about it because it’s frustrating as hell that she is judging me for doing something I enjoy.  She won’t even listen to me try to explain what it is.

    I know I shouldn’t care, but she’s a great friend and I really don’t like this and it’s making me really grumpy.

    People say to me, “Why would anyone want to use twitter?”

    I say, “Beats me.”

    I don’t tell anyone I know about my online things (apart from the lady-shape). Furthermore, when anyone tries to start a conversation about Twitter, I listen, but don’t contribute. I’m not interested in being an evangelist, nor of defending myself for liking reading online more than I enjoy watching television.

    — 7 months ago with 52 notes

    1. terrybain reblogged this from tj and added:
      I didn’t exactly “skim” this, but I’ll tell you what, I might not have paid nearly so much attention if you hadn’t said...
    2. tj reblogged this from indefensible and added:
      I was in class a few weeks ago and there were several references to Twitter made by the instructor about how Twitter was...
    3. peachcherub reblogged this from emmyinabox and added:
      was a great friend, she wouldn’t be belittling...judging you without hearing your side....
    4. atsirhc reblogged this from indefensible and added:
      HAHA i do the same thing for 2 reasons: 1. it’s too hard to try and explain to people who have already tried Twitter and...
    5. indefensible reblogged this from emmyinabox and added:
      me, “Why would anyone want...say, “Beats me.”...don’t tell...
    6. halfbakedidea reblogged this from emmyinabox and added:
      You probably don’t need me to point...the irony in your friends disdain, right?
    7. atsirhc reblogged this from emmyinabox and added:
      ..shut the fuck up because you sound like a fucking idiot. i mean, i love your ass...the...
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