Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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jakec:

My friends are ridiculous in a hilarious way. Tuesday night is when the local club goes off, so around 5-6 we all ask each other whether we should go or not, and everyone’s answer is essentially “I’ll go if everyone else goes”, so you get like 10 non-committal answers. It’s a wonder we get anything done.

Dear sweet Jesus, which club?