Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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How douchebags look before they walk out the door to go to work on a sunny Winter’s day. It’s Wednesday for most people on here, right?

PS: Thanks for leaving the aviators at our place, Erin’s sister!

How douchebags look before they walk out the door to go to work on a sunny Winter’s day. It’s Wednesday for most people on here, right?

PS: Thanks for leaving the aviators at our place, Erin’s sister!