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So here are three kinds of male attractiveness.
1: Hyper-pretty men that everyone knows are attractive even if straight guys don’t say it because they are afraid of being called gay. IE Brad Pitt.
2: Handsome guys that make women go weak at the knees because they’re good looking but also somehow masculine: IE Clive Owen.
3: Guys that it would be awesome to look like because they’re not good looking but they look like they were carved out of stone with a chainsaw.
EG: Jurgen Prochnow. Even his name is fantastic. Say it. It’s like chewing tobacco and a handful of gravel at the same time. That’s one magnificent brute.
