Who needs a unifying theme anyway?
I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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you can only come up with 3? as a straight woman, I could certainly come up with more than 3 kinds of female attractiveness.
Nah, there’s tons more. This is just the beginning. Items 4 -22 are just different ways of describing what I see in the mirror though. Being this fucking handsome is a drag.
