Who needs a unifying theme anyway?
I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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@indefensible
Dear sweet lord. Your man landed with his arse in butter. Does he know this?GPOYRN, grumpy and tired and sore.
Yesterday, at the grocery store, I was asked if I had ever been told I look like Meryl Streep. I replied, “Actually, yes.” And thanked him, before continuing my shopping. I don’t see it.
