Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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If you’re out there right now, and you’re a pretty girl who may wonder from time to time, “Oh man, I’m really pretty, but I’m also weird as hell, I wonder if my being weird as hell cancels out my pretty-ness.” The answer is no. NO. It makes it better, because in the mind of people who have lived life long enough to know what’s what, a weird pretty girl = sex bruises that last for three weeks, and sex bruises that last for three weeks are the only thing worth living for, when you really break life down to its most important elements, which are boobs, grabby hands, and a filthy mouth.
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    What a relief, I was so worried my weirdness canceled out my pretty-ness.
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