Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
Recent Tweets @indefensible

juliasegal:

Please let this be real…imagining Stephen Hawking as a chill ladies man…is making my day.

Click the picture to see a young Hawking looking mighty Weezer-y…you know…very Rivers Cuomo-ish.

Dear Dr Hawking, I know you are a great maths person, but threesomes is getting into the world of bizarro-math where two fives do not make a ten. I expect better from you, and am certain your wife-carer will beat the shit out of you for making this rookie error, and then pretend she tripped and head-butted you by accident. When the fuck are you going to learn, man? When?