Dear Dr Hawking, I know you are a great maths person, but threesomes is getting into the world of bizarro-math where two fives do not make a ten. I expect better from you, and am certain your wife-carer will beat the shit out of you for making this rookie error, and then pretend she tripped and head-butted you by accident. When the fuck are you going to learn, man? When?Please let this be real…imagining Stephen Hawking as a chill ladies man…is making my day.
Click the picture to see a young Hawking looking mighty Weezer-y…you know…very Rivers Cuomo-ish.