I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.

twitter.com/indefensible:

    juliasegal: Please let this be real…imagining Stephen Hawking as a chill ladies man…is making my day. Click the picture to see a young Hawking looking mighty Weezer-y…you know…very Rivers Cuomo-ish. Dear Dr Hawking, I know you are a great maths person, but threesomes is getting into the world of bizarro-math where two fives do not make a ten. I expect better from you, and am certain your wife-carer will beat the shit out of you for making this rookie error, and then pretend she tripped and head-butted you by accident. When the fuck are you going to learn, man? When?

    juliasegal:

    Please let this be real…imagining Stephen Hawking as a chill ladies man…is making my day.

    Click the picture to see a young Hawking looking mighty Weezer-y…you know…very Rivers Cuomo-ish.

    Dear Dr Hawking, I know you are a great maths person, but threesomes is getting into the world of bizarro-math where two fives do not make a ten. I expect better from you, and am certain your wife-carer will beat the shit out of you for making this rookie error, and then pretend she tripped and head-butted you by accident. When the fuck are you going to learn, man? When?
    — 7 months ago with 172 notes
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      Oh Stephen… This is never ok.
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      pool with hiz bizchezzz?!
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      Dear Dr Hawking, I know you are...great maths person, but threesomes is getting into the...
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      MY NIGGA STEPHEN HAWKING IS A PLAYA
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      He looks like Howie Mandel from Little Monsters when the sun starts coming up. I understand he’s the most brilliant mind...
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      This is fantastic, all though these chicks are 2
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      This is horrible, but undeniably hilarious. juliasegal:
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      Fuck yeah Steven
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      I agree it would...awesome if he was...man, but again I’m...
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      nerd inside me, but he didn’t look so bad back in the day.
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      Rock. My. World. Boom. Sha. Ka. La. Ka. Boom. Sha. Ka.
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      has it all. Physics,...and cocktails. Son better brush his shoulder off.
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      This picture, whether it’s photoshopped or not, is glorious.
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      is amazing. sunbathing with clothes on \m/
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      Revenge of the nerd!
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      and that space station shit
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      coolest thing I have ever seen.
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      i love him i hope he doesn’t have to go to the hospital again any time soon
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      Weekend at Bernies?
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