Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.

Recent Tweets @indefensible

Client: You should have known that when you gave us those files, we wouldn't just use them for archives. So you could say that by giving them to us you consented to us using them for whatever purposes we liked.
Me: But I would never assume that you would act in bad faith. Should that have been my assumption?
Client: No, of course not.
Me: So, we really couldn't say that I consented then.
Client: …