Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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The HSV Maloo’s claimed fuel average is 15.1L/100km, yet the high performance ute used 64 per cent less than that on the first day (5.34L/100km) of the 3000km event and 47 per cent less than that on the second day (8.00L/100km).