I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.

twitter.com/indefensible:

    I guess we lost interest when we could start paying for all that stuff on our iPhones as well. I mean HOLY FUCK EARTHWORM JIM?

    I guess we lost interest when we could start paying for all that stuff on our iPhones as well. I mean HOLY FUCK EARTHWORM JIM?

    — 4 months ago with 6 notes

    1. sendchocolate reblogged this from indefensible and added:
      Make it Toejam & Earl and we’ll talk!
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